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Old 10-23-2017, 09:31 AM   #1
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"This is from an actual trial in the UK."

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling uncomfortable due to her condition.

She changed her seat and the man seemed more amused.

She moved again and the man laughed even more!

She filed a court case against him.
But in court, the man's defence was :

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant.
She then sat under a movie ad which read "Coming Soon- The creature from Hell!"

I was even more amused when she moved and sat under a female deoderant advertisement,
which read : "The love stick did the trick"...

Then I completely lost it when she moved a third time under an advert for tyres which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed because the judge fell off his chair laughing ! 😂😂😂
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:26 AM   #2
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A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling uncomfortable due to her condition.

She changed her seat and the man seemed more amused.

She moved again and the man laughed even more!

She filed a court case against him.
But in court, the man's defence was :

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant.
She then sat under a movie ad which read "Coming Soon- The creature from Hell!"

I was even more amused when she moved and sat under a female deoderant advertisement,
which read : "The love stick did the trick"...

Then I completely lost it when she moved a third time under an advert for tyres which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed because the judge fell off his chair laughing ! 😂😂😂
Thanks for the good laugh you gave me, Paulo!!!!
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Old 10-23-2017, 12:08 PM   #3
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A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling uncomfortable due to her condition.

She changed her seat and the man seemed more amused.

She moved again and the man laughed even more!

She filed a court case against him.
But in court, the man's defence was :

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant.
She then sat under a movie ad which read "Coming Soon- The creature from Hell!"

I was even more amused when she moved and sat under a female deoderant advertisement,
which read : "The love stick did the trick"...

Then I completely lost it when she moved a third time under an advert for tyres which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed because the judge fell off his chair laughing ! 😂😂😂
lol is that for real, this is too good
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Old 10-25-2017, 09:34 AM   #4
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Thanks, Paulo. Too funny!
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