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Old 11-20-2017, 01:47 PM   #1
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Bizarre World

Why in This Bizarre World......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in This Bizarre World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

Only in This Bizarre World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in This Bizarre World ....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Old 11-20-2017, 06:28 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:08 AM   #3
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